Monday 2 April 2012

Assholes I Can Do Without

Assholes I can do without:

-Assholes who wait until they get to the very front of a fast food line before they begin to decide what they want to get.What the fuck were you doing for the ten minutes you were in line?!

-Assholes who sit in the aisle seat on the bus when the window seat is empty. (Or when the seat beside them is occupied by their backpack.)

-Assholes who treat people working in service positions like they're robots.

-Assholes who honk their horn at you because you're actually going the speed limit in a residential neighborhood.

-Assholes who wear their big goofy ass headphones around their necks so that everyone around them can hear their shitty music. I hear Katie Perry enough at my job thanks!

-Assholes who leave their empty tim hortons cups on the shelves at walmart.

-Assholes who leave shopping carts in terrible places at grocery stores. Such as up against parked cars. The most I've seen at one time is five.

-Assholes who don't want salt on their fries at McDonalds. Then don't get fries at McDonalds!

-Assholes who invented planned obsolescence.

-Assholes who criticize the Occupy Movement without looking into it at all. You're just making things worse!

-Assholes who write for the Winnipeg Sun.

-Assholes who can't take care of their fucking pets, so that I have to listen to their dog going ape-shit in their backyard all day because they're too fat and lazy to take it for a fucking walk!

-For that matter FAT ASSHOLES! Fuck em!

-Assholes who put on mufflers way too big for their piece of shit cars so that everyone within a three block radius can hear them. And then they drive around at four in the morning! The nerve of these people!

-Assholes who are pro-life. It's not your fetus!!!

-Assholes who are homophobic. Nobody's being gay at you!

-Assholes who make products that require other products but only tell you so in tiny ass lettering on the box. I'm looking at you Nintendo! I don't wanna pay another $40 to get the Wii Motion Plus! I just want to play the new Zelda game!

-And last but certainly not least the Assholes who make most of the cartoons that are on t.v. now of days. Do you want our future generation to grow up retarded?!?! Do you!?!

Wednesday 14 March 2012

Kid Vader, Two.



KID VADER











I recently bought a pack of blank stickers and started drawing my own designs on them and putting them up around town on lamp posts and bus shelters. This is the beginning of Kid Vader.